This guy probably wanted to crawl in a hole after this effort. Probably the worst first pitch ever thrown at a ballgame. Better luck next time!

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Don Mattingly signed Rawlings Baseball Bat Yankees US $40.00 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:38:29 PDT Bid on this Item   | Watch this Item

Large Lot Of Frank Thomas Baseball Cards US $5.99 (1 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:38:42 PDT Bid on this Item   | Watch this Item

1953 Topps Carl Sawatski Baseball Card #202 US $0.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:39:11 PDT Bid on this Item   | Watch this Item

BASEBALL JERSEYS SOUTH CAROLINA GAMECOCKS Y BOYS 6-7 US $0.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:39:23 PDT Bid on this Item   | Watch this Item

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Evan Longoria Auto OML Baseball authenticity photo holo US $44.00 (10 Bids) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:39:25 PDT Bid on this Item   | Watch this Item

BASEBALL JERSEYS SOUTH CAROLINA GAMECOCKS Y BOYS 16-18 US $0.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:39:25 PDT Bid on this Item   | Watch this Item

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Ozzie Guillen is on the rampage again, as the White Sox skipper spoke out about the fans and media not showing his team any love. But just when you thought he was going to go “Lee Elia,” it seems like he caught himself, laughed a little, and began to settle down. If his team is still not hitting over the next week or so, we’ll be hearing many tirades this season.

Chicago White Sox AUTHENTIC Adult XL MLB Jersey SEWN US $12.59 (11 Bids) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:46:45 PDT Bid on this Item   | Watch this Item

CHICAGO WHITE SOX FITTED 7 3/4 CAP/HAT NEW! BLACK US $8.50 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:47:34 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

1st Place WHITE SOX VS 1st Place TAMPA BAY-SUNDAY 8/24 US $180.00 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:52:27 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

WHITE SOX @ INDIANS 9/2 (2) TICKETS ROW 2 @ FIELD US $75.00 Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:57:46 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

CHICAGO WHITE SOX CHIMINEA CANDLE HOLDER US $4.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:58:36 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

1994 Michael Jordan Chicago White sox baseball card US $20.00 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:58:58 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

CHICAGO WHITE SOX COMISKEY PARK AERIAL VIEW 8X10 PHOTO US $4.99 Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:59:44 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

Eddie Robinson WHITE SOX autographed magazine page US $4.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:59:45 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

Chicago White Sox XL Jersey US $5.00 (1 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 12:00:34 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

Floyd Robinson WHITE SOX autographed magazine page US $4.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 12:02:07 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

This catch was courtesy of Chris Moore from Western Washington University. A decade and a half later it still is arguably the best catch ever.

Western Washington College University Bellingham, WA US $0.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Wednesday Aug-27-2008 21:34:00 PDT Bid on this Item   | Watch this Item

This video of a Fuzzy Zoeller golf shot shows that sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.

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Sports Illustrated April 1979 Fuzzy Zoeller Masters US $1.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Sunday Aug-24-2008 13:27:09 PDT Bid on this Item   | Watch this Item

FUZZY ZOELLER Autograph Signed 8x10 PGA Golf Photo US $9.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Sunday Aug-24-2008 15:41:25 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

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PGA TOUR GOLF GOLFER FUZZY ZOELLER SIGNED 8X10 PHOTO #2 US $9.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Sunday Aug-24-2008 21:14:14 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

Fuzzy Zoeller 8x10 Unsigned Photo Golf US $2.50 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Monday Aug-25-2008 14:27:56 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

Fuzzy Zoeller Masters 8x10 Signed w/ COA Golf US $14.95 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Monday Aug-25-2008 14:27:59 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

Fuzzy Zoeller autographed golf ball & score card US $99.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Monday Aug-25-2008 16:58:02 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

I know he’s a huge Yankees fan, and he was a good ballplayer in high school, but that was more than 40 years ago! The funny thing was, he came without one pitch of drawing a leadoff walk. Here’s Billy Crystal’s one and only at bat during a Yankees Spring Training game in 2008:

2008 Etopps Allen & Ginter Yankee Stadium Tribute Set US $499.00 Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:47:20 PDT Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

New York Yankee's Yankee Stadium Glove Limited Edition US $54.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 11:49:18 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

N.Y. YANKEES YANKEE STADIUM COA INFIELD DIRT COIN COA US $32.95 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 12:04:22 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

MARILYN MONROE Yankee Stadium BOB HENRIQUES POSTCARD US $9.99 (1 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 12:05:38 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

MLB 2008 New York Yankee Stadium Legacy lot US $3.50 (3 Bids) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 12:23:25 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

TIN SIGN NYC SUBWAY 161 Street Station Yankee Stadium US $17.50 (1 Bid) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 12:31:39 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

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I’ll never forget the first time I heard the rant. There was Lee Elia spewing every cuss word ever invented. At first, I only heard the bleeped version, but a few months later at a college party, someone played the unedited version, and it was simply captivating! Thanks to gool ol’ Les Grobstein and his little tape recorder, Lee Elia became the ultimate player’s manager.

@S 1948 LEE ELIAS BLACK CAT #11 ORIGINAL ART! US $54.69 (3 Bids) Auction Ends: Thursday Aug-21-2008 15:32:28 PDT Bid on this Item   | Watch this Item

FRENTES DE GUERRA 3 MEXICO LEE ELIAS FIGHTING FRONTS #3 US $9.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Friday Aug-22-2008 13:46:43 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

Teen Titans #15-1968 fn- Nick Cardy / Lee Elias US $0.99 (1 Bid) Auction Ends: Friday Aug-22-2008 23:09:17 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

Beyond Mars #1, Jack Williamson,Lee Elias,1952 Reprints US $4.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Sunday Aug-24-2008 15:35:46 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

Beyond Mars #2, Jack Williamson,Lee Elias,1952 Reprints US $4.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Sunday Aug-24-2008 15:37:09 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

LEE ELIA AUTOGRAPH BASEBALL CARD US $4.00 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Monday Aug-25-2008 18:48:28 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

1967 topps 406 LEE ELIA WHITE SOX NM/MT US $0.99 (1 Bid) Auction Ends: Monday Aug-25-2008 20:26:49 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

GHOSTS 69 LEE ELIAS ART NEAR MINT MINUS US $5.00 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Tuesday Aug-26-2008 5:09:03 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

1969 Topps Lee Elia #312, Cubs PSA 8 US $14.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Tuesday Aug-26-2008 16:09:34 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item

Showcase #46-1963 vg Tommy Tomorrow / Lee Elias US $6.99 (0 Bid) Auction Ends: Tuesday Aug-26-2008 17:33:11 PDT Bid on this Item   | Buy this Item   | Watch this Item